200+ Best Pick Up Lines: Cheesy, Funny, Cute And More
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It can be a daunting experience when you want to speak to someone but don't have an idea of what to say. Especially when you have a crush on someone so special, but the nervousness might block your mind from thinking about what to say.
For such situations, a ready-made cute pick up line can be handy. Here are some handpicked romantic, funny, and cheesy pick up lines you may try.
Best Pickup Lines
1. You know, your smile has been lighting up the entire room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
2. I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
3. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well, how about a date?
4. I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
5. They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly, they've never stood next to you.
6. Call me a thief because I want to steal your heart.
7. I am really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
8. I am new in town. Can you give me directions to where our date is tonight?
9. I have never been in an Escape Room, but here I am, wanting to solve the riddle that is you.
10. Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
11. What does being the most gorgeous girl in the room feel like?
12. I always thought happiness started with an 'h,' but turns out mine starts with 'u.'
13. Let's play a game! If I win, you take me out. If you win, I will take you out.
14. If you were a taser, you'd be set to 'stun.'
15. No pen, no paper… but you still ‘draw’ my attention. What an artist.
16. I'd never play hide and seek with you. Someone like you is impossible to find.
17. I believe in following my dream. Can I have your Instagram?
18. Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.
19. Hey, you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
20. I saw a garden yesterday and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.
21. When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
22. I am guessing you are great at mathematics. Could you help me solve '1x your number?'
23. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
24. You're pulling me towards you like a magnet.
25. I've been here many times, but never have I seen someone as stunning as you!
26. I want to prove a theory: food becomes even more delicious when I'm sharing it with you.
27. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
28. Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
29. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
30. I wonder if your parents are chemists because you create the right reactions in me.
Funny Pickup Lines
31. Hello, my name is Chance. Do I have one with you?
32. Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your site tonight?
33. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
34. You know what I heard when I first met you? Beeooo! Beeoooo! Beeoooo! Beeooo. That's an ambulance, come to take me away, 'cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
35. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
36. I would flirt with you but rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
37. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
38. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.
39. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
40. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
41. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
42. This has been running through my mind for a while now. What is a star doing so close to the Earth?
43. Are you a parking ticket? You've got FINE written all over you.
44. Your eyes are like IKEA... I get lost in them.
45. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
46. Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you up and make you my Bae-ritto.
47. Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I will need your name and number for insurance purposes.
48. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
49. I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.
50. Mind if I tie your shoes? I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.
51. Were you baking cakes in the oven? You're looking hot and smelling sweet.
52. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
53. Whenever you walk in, my heart takes off like I'm at an airport.
54. Phew! Good thing I brought my shades because your energy is shining bright.
55. Are you a pro at catching hearts? Because I can't help but stumble when I see you.
56. Hey, could you step back from the bar? The ice is melting because of your presence.
57. Do you have any tips for taming butterflies? The ones in my stomach are going wild.
58. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
59. I may not be an organ donor, but I'm more than willing to give you my heart.
60. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Cheesy Pickup Lines
61. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
62. I must be in a museum because you are truly a work of art.
63. You spend so much time running through my mind; I should charge you rent.
64. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin Me.
65. Was that you just smiling at me, or was the sun coming out?
66. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me ‘N’ u.
67. If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine apple."
68. Is that canon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
69. Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I'm about to steal your heart.
70. Did we go to school together? You look so familiar. I could've sworn we had chemistry.
71. I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
72. You are so sweet; you are giving me a toothache. Why not try something savory - dinner/lunch?
73. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Your number isn't in it.
74. You seem like a French. Because Eiffel for you.
75. Are you from France? Because you are tall and breathtaking like the Eiffel Tower.
76. I am no mathematician, but I am pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
77. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
78. Something is wrong with my eyes because I cannot take them off you.
79. I love cheese too! And you must be made of that good stuff because you're looking extra cheesy.
80. Hey, have you heard that kisses speak volumes in the language of love? Care to see if our conversation matches up?
81. I am not a genie, but I can fulfill all your wishes.
82. You are so sweet that you can give me diabetes.
83. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
84. I should take rent from you because you have been spending so much time in my head.
85. I bet you work at Google because you look like everything I’m searching for.
86. Does love happen instantly, or should I give it another chance by walking by again?
87. You are cute. You are fine. Can I call you mine?
88. Is your name Autumn? Because you’re a perfect fall.
89. Does your name begin with a C? Because I C us together.
90. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
91. You must be tired out. You’ve been running on my mind the entire day.
92. My interest in you doubles just like a loan.
93. Hey, can I use your phone? I want to call heaven and let them know they're missing an angel.
94. If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one.
95. Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
Cute Pickup Lines
96. Something is wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
97. I wonder if your parents are magicians because you always create a magical feeling in me.
98. You just dropped something… my jaw.
99. Let’s be together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
100. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
101. They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
102. You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.
103. We are not socks, but we would make a great pair.
104. Are you HTTP? Because without you, I’m just ://
105. I'd have five cents if I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you.
106. If you were a song, you'd be the best track on the album.
107. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams.
108. Do you like bagels? Because you're bae goals.
109. We'd have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or are you out?
110. Hi, I'm (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that's right-we've only met in my dreams.
111. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
112. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be a part of your world.
113. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
114. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
115. I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave.
116. You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
117. I have crossed oceans of time to find you.
118. Do you know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.
119. If I were a writer, my novels would be all about you.
120. If there is anything that I could change about you, it would be your last name with mine.
121. Do you have GPS on your phone? Because I might just lose myself in your mesmerizing eyes.
122. If I tried to express your beauty, time would fly by endlessly, day and night.
123. So, do you take your coffee with cream and sugar? Just confirming our date tomorrow!
124. If you were a fruit, you'd definitely be a "berry" special one.
125. You know what's clever and beautiful? The first word in my question.
126. If beauty were measured in time, you would be forever and beyond.
127. Can I borrow a pen? I want to write down the moment I met you.
128. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
129. I cannot find a suitable word in the dictionary to describe your beauty.
130. My parents told me not to talk to strangers, but I’ll make an exception for you.
Pick Up Lines For Girls
131. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
132. If I had four quarters to give to the cutest guys in the world, you would have a dollar!
133. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
134. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
135. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
136. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.
137. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
138. You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over there.
139. Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
140. My friends bet me I couldn't talk to the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
141. Can we take a picture together? I wanna show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
142. Do you play soccer? You surely do look like a keeper.
143. Are you an artist? You are quite talented in drawing me in.
144. You're as tempting as honey, but I bet you're even sweeter than that.
145. Boy, are you a sunscreen? Because I need you every day.
146. Are you like a fine wine? Because you just keep getting better with time.
147. Are you a Bluetooth device? You pair well with me.
148. Spotify said I'd spot you here... the hottest single of the week!
149. Are you a magician? Cause whenever I see you, everyone else disappears from my view.
150. You must be a lawbreaker, 'cause your smile is too good to be legal.
151. Roses are red, my cheeks are too, coz I’m around you.
152. Do you have any plans for this weekend? Because I don’t.
153. Hey, you are forgetting something. Duh! Me!
154. Come over, I have all your favorites. Pizza, beer, and of course, ME.
155. Today, I can't focus on anything because thoughts of you keep distracting me from work.
156. Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet.
157. Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
158. Good thing I have my library card, because I'm definitely interested in checking you out.
159. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
160. I purchased a kiss-proof lipstick. Would you like to help me see if it works its claims?
Pick Up Lines For Boys
161. I got a headache after looking at you for 0.7 seconds. You can get a headache from looking at something so bright.
162. If you were a beautiful scenery, I would love to be with you all day.
163. Now what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
164. My name is Will… God’s will for you.
165. I want to buy you food, I want to buy you corn dogs, I want to buy you anything.
166. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
167. I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
168. Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice.
169. What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon.
170. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
171. You can’t spell quarantine without “U R A Q T.”
172. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
173. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
174. You must be Alexa because you know just what I need!
175. If you were a morning cereal, you'd be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious.
176. I don't go anywhere without my phone in my hands. But right now, I want to hold you.
177. Can you hold my arm? I want to tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel.
178. Let me buy you dinner, and I'll be your dessert.
179. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.
180. Could you speak to me? I need some sweetness in my life.
181. Your lips seem a little lonely. Would they be interested in meeting mine?
182. Are you religious? Cause you're like a wish come true to me.
183. You are pretty, and I am awesome. We can be pretty awesome together.
184. Please don’t sneeze. God has already blessed you
185. Hi, I am Romeo. Are you Juliet?
186. Do you have ninja skills? Because you keep stealthily sneaking into my heart.
187. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
188. Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie.
189. Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
190. Let's play a game - flip a coin! Head, I am yours, and tails, you are mine.
191. Do you want to touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material.
192. Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like hot tea.
193. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
194. Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!
195. You must have been dreaming about me all night because I woke up hugging the pillows tight.
196. Are you an officer? Because I always seem to be in trouble when I’m around you.
197. I wish I could see double because then I can see you twice.
198. You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.
199. I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
200. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
201. You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I'm cute.
202. If people were flowers, I’d pick you.
203. Excuse me, but I think you're the missing piece to my puzzle.
204. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
205. Let’s count shoulders! [Count your own as 1, 2, starting from left to right, then count theirs and slide your arm around their shoulders as you count 3 and 4]